"The warmth felt amazing for about five seconds. Then, because of the water pressure compressing the suit, the liquid was forced upward. By the time I surfaced and unzippered the suit, the pee had traveled up to my shoulders."
Kevin’s older sister woke up to a strange noise in the kitchen. She walked out to find Kevin standing in front of the open refrigerator, peacefully relieving himself directly into the crisper drawer, right onto a bag of fresh apples. funny+pee+stories
"You have reached your destination. Relieve yourself in 3... 2... 1..." The frantic dance: That specific "keys-in-hand" shuffle we all know too well. The betrayal: "The warmth felt amazing for about five seconds
At the end of the day, these stories are funny because they are the ultimate equalizer. No matter how rich, famous, or serious someone is, everyone has had to do the "pee dance" at least once. It’s a reminder that we’re all human, we’re all a little bit fragile, and sometimes, the most important thing in the world is just finding a tree or a toilet. She walked out to find Kevin standing in