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Useless.avi [new]

You may find "recreations" or tribute videos on platforms like YouTube, but these are fan-made edits designed to mimic the description in the Creepypasta Wiki Villains Wiki Horror Media Critic Lost Media Enthusiast

Unlike most viral files that have a single "correct" version, Useless.avi is a shapeshifter. There is no canonical original. Instead, there are variants. Collectively, they define the meme. Useless.avi

He releases a large animal into the room, which the story identifies as a starved or abused chimpanzee. You may find "recreations" or tribute videos on

Have you encountered a variant of Useless.avi? Share your story in the comments below. Or don’t. It wouldn’t matter anyway. there are variants. Collectively

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