| Feature | Version 0.2 (The Hustle) | | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | Vehicle | Sports car (debt-financed) | Reliable hatchback (paid off) | | Diet | Keto / Intermittent fasting | Whatever doesn't cause heartburn | | Conversation | "Let me tell you about my side hustle." | "Let me tell you about this nap I took." | | Music | Top 40 / Trying to be cool | 90s grunge played at reasonable volume | | Enemy | Younger coworkers | A single sciatic nerve | | Victory condition | Becoming someone important | Becoming no one's problem |
Unlike the classic "red sports car" stereotype, Version 0.34 is often characterized by a digital-age burnout and a reassessment of life choices made in one's early 20s. Midlife Crisis Version 0.34
A normative, age-bound period distinct from other life crises. | Feature | Version 0
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